The superhero movie genre has been milked to near death to the point were it starts to milk blood, and the farmer keeps going. We live in a reality were we have more disposable superhero movies than times we got Paranormal Activity-ed slaps to the face. And to make the next installment in the MCU more mediocre, comes a movie with the same formula as almost all of the previous installments but with a HUGE INNOVATION!, it is (apparently) the FIRST FILM IN HISTORY TO HAVE A S T O N G F E M A L E PROTAGONIST!, and it has a busy agenda, but missed all it’s appointments. The certified review of this meeting is for “Captain Marvel”

The movie has the a perfect talent for being as boring as life it self. This comes from the fact that the movie is uninspired; there is nothing in this movie that makes it stand out from all of the other personal attacks made to our wallets, demanding our money with an inflated 3D ticket price. At least “Ghostbusters 2016” used the color knows as green puke to stand out among the garbage. The movie suffers from the Who? What? When? problem we’re used from seeing in movies with a bad script and it CONTRADICTS fundamental statements and events from the MCU, if the movie is part of a “cinematic universe”, then it must follow a path placed by it’s previous entries in the franchise. Special effects in the film go from O K to garbage really fast, the movie aged when it wasn’t even released. In fact, there are rumors from our intelligence team that says that the movie has gotten phone calls from the early 2000, asking for their special effects back.

Don’t go see “Captain Marvel” in theaters, just ask someone what happens in the film or look for a spoiler review online. If you saw the film, then you deserve to have gotten your money taken by “Disney”, you should’ve known from the trailers the quality of the film. The C.H.I.E.F. rating for this film is a 4/10, and will be filled in the database as the movie won’t be remembered in less than a year.